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23 July 2015 @ 09:38 am
Prompt: Ransom note  
Give us the kid and no one gets hurt.

I blinked. Paused. Reshuffled the mail.

Bill, bill, bill, note from that weird cousin directly in the trash.

The cut out of colorful letters eventually topped the stack again.  I'm fairly certain I recognized some of the letters from that new razor ad in Women's Health.

I sighed and squinted up at the second story of the house.  My new housemate was kinda young...

I shrugged, and pulled the sharpie out of the junk drawer.

NOT HERE. RETURN TO SENDER.

And dropped it back in the mailbox.



note: I struggled with the idea of making a pun out of "kid".  Decided goat jokes were too on the head.