Prompt 1: A houseplant is dying. Tell it why it needs to live.
Oh, odd little hanging plant with cute purple flowers, I know have grievously mistreated you. But really, you shouldn’t have been left in my care in the first place; I, of the black thumb. I know I don’t water you enough, and perhaps you get too much sunlight. I will try to do better, give me a chance to revive you… Or you could just perk up with all this rain we’ve been having, that works too.
Prompt 2: Write facebook status updates for the year 2017
Just landed in Germany! Time to kick off the honeymoon with bier bier and more bier. And maybe a castle or two.
Hockenheim Grand Prix! Definitely stalking my favorite drivers…. Be very very quiet, I’m hunting Finns. hahahaha
OMG THAT IS A MASSIVE CRASH. CARBON FIBER FLYING EVERYWHERE. Drivers seem okay.
FUCK YES, MCLAREN.
How does one country have so many kinds of sausage? Though, I will never get tired of pretzels…
I should have tried to learn more German before coming here: my pronunciation is abominable.
Ich bin ein Berliner! I am a doughnut.
Dragging the hubs to as many art museums as I can manage. Probably won’t get him inside one for another 5 years….